My good friend from the 3rd grade, K-ren, as I like to call her, and I emailed back and forth 16 times today. You'd think they'd come up with some form of instant messaging by now. We were talking 10-year reunion stuff since it's only a few weeks away, and I mentioned that we should have a standard answer when people ask us, "How are you?"...which I absolutely hate b/c no one cares and there's no meaning behind it. I left it to her to decide how we should answer b/c she's the witty one. These are our options:
Hey how are you?
a. Fine. I briefly considered becoming a man in 2006 but decided against it. How are you?
b. Doing well, especially since I got my 11th toe removed.
c. I was great until I saw your ugly face. I forgot how much I hate you.
d. You are the father/mother of my child and I was too afraid to tell you until now.
e. (say nothing, just fall to the floor like you are sleeping/dead)
f. I'm doing well. Have you met my partner?
g. I really shouldn't be here since I didn't technically "graduate" until last year.
h. (this would be for Jamie only) I am good. This isn't Josh's baby but don't tell him that.
I am going to use them all at least once except for e. because that would hurt.
Which one would you choose?
3 comments:
I think you should go with choice "h".
hahah i would go with C, naturally.
a little late but oh my dear goodness i love this. do tell which response worked out the best for you at Hard 8. i also love that the options went all the way to H.
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